crimsontentacles:

stuckinapril:

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

It’s called a signature outfit and it’s a part of my character design, and can only be changed if a significant time skip or a plot point occurs.

velocirapity64:

the power of christ isn’t even that compelling if i’m being honest

lacefuneral:

jetstargenderfuckery:

jetstargenderfuckery:

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone

gender non-conforming people we are all holding hands in this chilis tonight

catboy-joyfriend:

if she’s your girl why is she breaking open my ribcage and devouring me like an animal?

greelin:

[WHILE COVERED IN MY OWN BLOOD, PUNCTURE WOUNDS IN MY NECK VISIBLE, VERY CLEARLY LIGHTHEADED] i love you. i want you to eat well.

sirsheoth:

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

poutygirlmika:

poutygirlmika:

me, flirting: do you wanna go to every rainforest cafe with me in america and canada yes or no

what a brilliant idea no one’s ever thought of before

chumbie:

butchdotgov:

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

xyfan:

why should palestinians have to leave behind their land because israel wont stop killing them. why should anyone have to leave behind their life and memories and sentimental value just because an aggressor is left unchallenged. please think this sentiment through and delete it from your thoughts. instead of blaming an oppressed people for living in a hostile land, ask who is making that land hostile to live in.

world-heritage-posts:

geosaurusrex:

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world heritage post

heartcarabiner:

first day at the weird vibes factory . i’m getting promoted

visenyaism:

me and the bad bitches i pulled by having matching brain parasites that psychically draw our thoughts together

alex51324:

strangeducks:

rudjedet:

wizard-email:

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

After three batches, my findings so far:

• I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour
• Ratio by weight
• Add a pinch of salt
• Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary
• Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it’s going to stick to the pan at first but they’ll unstick in about 15 seconds)
• Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side
• Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??

I gotta try it.

cottaegecore:

god's cosmic joke